Pasta Varieties You May Have Missed
Everyone knows and loves spaghetti and, indeed, most people are
familiar with other pastas: slender vermicelli, stuffed
manicotti, twisty rotini, rigatoni, fettuccini, ziti and so on. Some
pastas, however, are less familiar and deserve more attention than
- Anyone over the age of 13 who eats this will die horribly in the
- Once you cook it, you have to eat it. All of it. Or else.
- Popular with financial consultants and COBOL programmers.
Usually shaped like bow ties or little propellers. Not to be
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- Grotti (also known as Scuzzi)
Great time saving idea. You don't have to make a sauce. It comes
already coated with somthing. Intriguing surprise. Not to be
confused with Snotti, about which the less said, the better.
- l-Rotini (laevo-Rotini)
Rotini with 100% left hand twist. Normal rotini is dextro-
rotini. See W.T. Door, "Chirality in pastas and yeast breads",
J. Culinary Geometry, July 1931, pp.703-91.
A international favorite, especially tasty with a spinach sauce. In
Boston it is considered rude to eat Pussi in public.
World's fastest and most expensive pasta. Only 200 servings are
made each year.
Rather unpopular due to the high Vaseline(tm) content.
Served only in the homes of the most chic hostesses and in a very few
of the most exclusive restaurants.
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